Read at your own risk!!

I had a complete break down...i told you this was one of those read at your own risk kind of things..i was NOT joking.

1) People are stupid! like seriously i have no idea why people do half the stuff they do. In the last week i have noticed it more than normal. I can not stand when ANY girl no matter what size they are, or how white trashy they are says " I'm goin to WHOOP his a**" how stupid can you possibly sound. For one the the word "whoop" should have NEVER been invented, for two no girl should pop off something like that to a grown man. Your not going to "whoop" them ever!! In fact its a great way to get the crap beat out of you. So why try to sound tough for not apparent reason what so ever. DUMB!

2) Cranky or jealous you make the call i don't care either way. I love my friends (not mentioning their names) and they are all pretty (well the girls are anyway) but one in particular is very pretty and EVERY guy notices her, she doesn't flaunt her pretty-ness, she doesn't have to, never has had to. anyways she recently became single blah blah blah...in the last week guys have been blowing my phone up trying to get her number, and its the same thing every time "she's so hot, she's so pretty, she is gorgeous" OOOOKKKKAAAYYYY i got it, she is like a friggin super model! Its been like that since we first become friends when we were six, she was pretty when she was little, pretty while growing up, and i know this will come as a surprise but now that she is in her 20's she is STILL PRETTY! go figure! i love her to death and the girl doesn't think she is even pretty but everyone in the surrounding 3 counties sure thinks she is. In high school i had 2-3 groups of friends and you know how their is one that isn't as pretty as the rest or is bigger than the rest...you guessed it..that "one" was always me. But for some reason it sure did bother me tonight (i guess it was actually last night). I had a complete and total break down, once i finally calmed down enough for Brandon to understand why i was acting like i was, he looks at me and says " who cares, Jodi i think your pretty that's all that matters, good night!" soooo here we go again, round 2, need less to say it did NOT go well. Part of the reason why I'm wide awake at 2:00am.

3) People who let their kids run wild drive me crazy. i go to the car wash at like 11.after my break down to clean up my truck and get away from people hence the reason i went so late. This lady pulls in beside me and her little girl jumps out, i see her and think aw what a cute little girl. Man was i wrong the kid was like a baby version of the devil. no joke. anyways little girl bails out of her moms mustang and goes friggin crazy...she picks up this gianormous rock and WHAM hits my truck, well with me being in the mood I'm in, I'm thinking about spanking the kid myself. The mom what does she do you might ask. she laughs. It didn't scratch it or leave dents so I'm like ok I'm overreacting stop freaking out. Devil child goes and gets shoe polish out of the trash can that she turned over and tries to "olor my truck" so i chunk the wand down and take off chasing devil kid her mom does nothing... 75 cents worth the soap is pouring out of the wand and right into the drain while I'm chasing her. finally i got the polish and threw it in the big dumpster hoping she don't climb the gate and get it out. Finally i start washing the soap off and doing my own thing and i here " Piper, mommy says to stop" well good devil kid has taken the vacuum hose and the air freshener hose tying them together. the whole entire time I'm thinking SPANK your kid, and she wont act like that. I get the hose fixed and take my floor mats out like a moron and while I'm vacuuming, good ol piper takes my mats and runs off with them. I have to stop everything I'm doing chase down Piper the devil and get my floor mats back. i ripped the floor mats out of her hand and she says " you bit**" the mom laughs. Dude its not hard SPANK DEVIL CHILD! I know i was a pain in the butt when i was little and mean but i got my butt busted, and i know that if had done what piper was doing my parents would have beat my butt!!! my blood pressure, and nerves will NEVER be the same!

i have a few more things i could complain about but ill spare you. sorry for the whole being cranky thing!

_Jo

true story!

Sometimes i would like to puch my life in the face! maybe thats a little extreme, but the last couple of weeks have been poopy. In the beginning i was bitter about everything, now i realize it was for the best, and sometimes its funny, if and only if you catch me in the mood!! I just wish i could have changed how things happened! Now that im on the hunt for a job again, (part of the reason things have been poopy,) no one is hiring, when i had a job everyone was hiring. what are the odds!!! Anyways i go for an interview a few days ago dressed nice. Khakis, nice shirt, cute shoes, makeup, hair fixed...yeah all the works. And i walk in the door the lady says "well (click) normally when i do interviews (click) people wear black pants" so yeahh you can imagine the look on my face as she proceeds to say " i guess maybe (click) you might have (click) something that can (click) wow me, so sit down (click) and hopefully this (click, click, click) isnt a waste of my time." At this point my blood pressure is like 1000/1000 and the only thing i can think of is how i would like to beat her up with the friggin pen she kept clicking the entire time...ughh! And to top it off she had some weird accent and the whole time i kept making up all these sayings using her accent and saying them to myself....and occasionally i would giggle. Needless to say, i dont think i will be getting that job!

Next. Float trip! bahaha! Its 5:oopm and my ohhh so clever father and boyfriend decided we should go floating. Hey thats a clever idea... except there isnt any water, dads tube busted, mine had a hole in it, and brandon, well bless his heart he just dont stay on a tube very good, and he isnt wearing any shoes. Time flys on and its pitch black outside...and the 3 of us are walking down the creek with one tube....ohh boy! Several bruises, scratches, and 7 hours later we are walking down the road on the way home. ha. yeah we are morons for sure!

next. the bathtub at the apt has to be fixed all the time, and this in return is starting to tick me off, bc the maintance people think they can just bust all up in the apartment ready or not. i mean thanks for fixing it 3 days a week but serioulsy could you knock, or push that big white button beside the door...its called a DOOR bell...ahhh what a clever idea. Anyways i just got out of the shower and bammmm the door flys open and in walks a bunch of guys...yo seriously?? Thank goodness i had clothes on because i was about to scar a bunch of maintence men for life. Moral of this paragraph..KNOCK on peoples doors!!!!!

thats all for now!

Ps- pray for aunt Jodi's patillo babies! :)

Sisters

Long story short!

Today i over heard this lady in her 40's talk about how much she hated her sister, and how she was dreading having to see her. blah blah blah. I got to thinking about Ash, and how lost i would be without her. I'm not going to lie i look forward to seeing my sister, our long goofy talks, and our hair dying parties. So pretty much i love my sister, and the fact we get along as well as we do, and I'm glad to have her there when i need her! But that's enough of the sappy crap, i don't want people to actually think i can be sweet. :)

First time.

Ok, so rumor has it that this site is good for venting and rambling on about things, so here i am! I can for see this taking some time before i get it all figured out!

Everyday for the last 2 weeks has been crazy! This week more than last. WAY CRAZY! Ive been doing tons of paper work and phone calls. Not going to lie im sick of it. So here it is Thursday my only day to not have Lynlee and its like im bored. YES bored. I slept til 9 which in return made me cranky because i dont like to sleep that long, and im still sitting here and havent done crap today, which reminds me i just opened the door and realized its warmer today than it has been the last few days, so frankly im irritated with myself for not being outside. grr! :(

Lately i have noticed that im always worried about the future, and im in a hurry to get EVERYTHING done, little stuff that shouldnt even matter. Its like that song "i rush and rush until life's no fun." Sometimes i honestly feel like i can not make myself slow down. Marriage for example. (Yes, Brandon and I have had the talk mannnnny times) All of my friends are getting married and having kids...so whats the first thing i think? I have to get married right now, i feel like im getting old and im going to miss my chance..blah blah blah blah blah! I want it to happen and i want it to happen RIGHT NOW! For the love of all things holy! Im 22 years old, im not missing out, im not going to miss my chance. But if i dont calm down and stop rushing stuff to happen 2 things are going to happen. 1) im going to have a nervous breakdown or stroke out 2) im going to run off the one and only person i want to spend my life! Whhhheeewww breath deeply, everything happens when its suppose to, so i can wait my turn or i can stress out and rush things. Ill stick with choice A!

So with all of that being said, im going to fill up my truck, put on my new sunglasses, and enjoy a long roadtrip by myself. :)

-Jodi